The Brief | Trump Is Sitting in the SCOTUS Gallery Today. That's Never Happened Before.
A federal judge blocks the White House ballroom, Tiger Woods checks into treatment after a DUI, Anthropic leaks half a million lines of its own code, and the president addresses the nation at 9 pm.
Hey, it's Wednesday.
Big news day today! But isn’t that basically every day?
The president will be attending an oral argument on birthright citizenship today, making an announcement at 9 pm, and we are going to the moon, again. Kind of, maybe? Check out the question at the end and tell me what you think.
Also, a side note. Rachel Reeves would love this, and I would love to hear what you think. Genius? I would love to be in that class for an afternoon. Fun tidbit, I was one of the last classes to take typing on an IBM electric typewriter at my college.
In today’s Brief:
The Supreme Court hears oral arguments today in Trump v. Barbara — the birthright citizenship case — and the president himself is expected in the gallery. First sitting president to ever attend SCOTUS arguments. No pressure.
A federal judge blocked Trump’s $400M White House ballroom project, Anthropic accidentally published 500K lines of its own source code, and Tiger Woods is stepping away from golf after a DUI arrest.
Michigan’s Abdul El-Sayed won’t condemn a dead tyrant because his voters are “sad” — and his fallback plan is to call Trump a pedophile. Normal Democrat things.
The FBI has officially labeled the Michigan synagogue attack Hezbollah-inspired terrorism. The media tried to make you feel bad for noticing.
The Supreme Court ruled 8-1 against Colorado’s conversion therapy ban — but the headlines are lying about what that actually means.
The Charlie Kirk assassination case: “unable to identify” is not the same as “does not match.” The grifter class doesn’t want you to know that.
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🔴 TONIGHT — Oval Office Address, 9 PM ET: President Trump will address the nation from the Oval Office with what the White House describes as an “important update” on the Iran war. Trump indicated earlier this week the U.S. could leave the conflict within “two weeks, maybe three weeks” — “whether we have a deal or not.” Markets rallied, and oil prices fell today ahead of the speech.
He’s Going to the Court. No President Has Ever Done This.
The Supreme Court hears oral arguments today at 10 am in Trump v. Barbara, the most consequential immigration case in decades and the most direct constitutional challenge to a birthright-citizenship executive order since the 14th Amendment was ratified.
And Donald Trump plans to be there. In the gallery. Watching.
No sitting president has ever attended Supreme Court oral arguments in a case involving their own administration. Most outlets are treating it as a PR stunt, others as an attempt at intimidation.
The case: Trump’s executive order, signed on Day One, directed agencies to deny birthright citizenship to children born on U.S. soil to parents who are here illegally or on temporary visas. It hinges on the 14th Amendment’s phrase “subject to the jurisdiction thereof,” which the administration argues doesn’t apply to people who entered unlawfully or without permanent status. Solicitor General Sauer argues the government’s position; Cecillia Wang of the ACLU represents the plaintiffs.
The counterargument: the amendment has been read since 1868 to confer citizenship on nearly everyone born on American soil, full stop. Federal courts have been blocking the order since January, and today’s hearing is about whether it can be enforced while litigation continues, which experts say is unlikely. This is not a final constitutional ruling; the full decision is expected in late June or July.
The birth tourism and anchor baby concerns are real policy debates, regardless of where you land legally. Today’s arguments won’t settle them. But having the president physically in the room — watching — makes this another unprecedented day in history.
He Won’t Condemn a Terrorist’s Death. His Backup Plan Is to Call Trump a Pedophile.
Michigan’s left-wing Democratic Senate candidate, Abdul El-Sayed, is having a week. The Washington Free Beacon obtained audio from a private March 1 campaign strategy call in which El-Sayed told his communications team he didn’t want to make any public statement about the assassination of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei — the Iranian supreme leader killed February 28 by a U.S.-Israeli operation — because “there are a lot of people in Dearborn who are sad.”
The man running for a Senate seat in Michigan couldn’t bring himself to say anything about the death of a dictator who oversaw the torture and murder of political opponents, funded terrorism against Americans, and publicly called for the destruction of Israel, because the optics might upset his base.
And if a reporter pressed him? His strategy was ready: “I’m just gonna go straight to pedophilia, frankly. I’ll just be like, ‘Pedophile president decides that he doesn’t like the front page news, so he decides to take us into another war.’”
No condemnation of Iran’s supreme leader. No acknowledgment that hundreds of Americans died at the hands of Iranian-backed terror. Just a pivot to Epstein jokes. Bold political strategy.
There’s more. El-Sayed is headlining rallies with Hasan Piker, a streamer who said “America deserved 9/11” and excused Hamas’s October 7 sexual violence. The Khamenei audio dropped on the same day the internet was processing that choice. El-Sayed’s campaign called the leak a “distraction” by a “disgruntled former employee.” CNN’s Jake Tapper was out discussing what Piker’s role in Democratic politics even means.
Following pressure and criticism over his decision to campaign with Hasan Piker, El-Sayed doubled down, defending it in a 4-minute X video post and confirming he will continue to campaign with Piker at the University of Michigan and Michigan State on April 7. His reason? Joe Rogan is controversial, and everyone insisted Kamala Harris sit for an interview with him. Okay?
Michigan Republican candidate Mike Rogers said El-Sayed “chose to empathize with terrorists” over the 140 children threatened in the synagogue attack happening in his own state. In a race rated a toss-up heading into November, that’s a remarkable hill to die on.
The Synagogue Attack Was Terrorism. We Knew. The Media Tried to Make You Forget.
Federal officials confirmed Monday what was obvious from day one: the March 12 attack on Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan was a Hezbollah-inspired act of terrorism. Uh, duh!
Ayman Mohamad Ghazali, a 41-year-old naturalized U.S. citizen from Lebanon, drove a truck packed with fireworks and gasoline into Michigan’s largest synagogue while 140 preschool children were inside. He waited two hours in the parking lot recording videos saying he wanted to “kill as many of them as I possibly can,” then crashed in, exchanged gunfire with security, and killed himself. The FBI confirmed he searched for “the largest gathering of Israelis in Michigan.” His two brothers were Hezbollah members — one a weapons commander responsible for launching hundreds of rockets at Israeli civilians throughout the war. No children were injured. One security guard hospitalized.
The U.S. Attorney compared the attack to the 1983 Hezbollah truck bombing of the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut.
While CBS and NBC reported the Hezbollah family connection within days, ABC buried it. The New York Times ran a headline reading “Synagogue Attacker Lost Family Members in Lebanon Airstrike,” so sympathetic that even Biden’s former antisemitism envoy said it implies “trying to kill Jewish children is sorta ok.” “Grieving man snaps” and “radicalized Hezbollah family member executes a pre-planned attack on a Jewish preschool” are different stories. The media mostly told the first one.
The Supreme Court Did NOT Ban the Banning of Conversion Therapy. Read the Fine Print.
Every headline this week screams the Supreme Court “ruled against a ban on conversion therapy for LGBTQ kids.” That framing is doing a lot of work — and almost none of it is accurate.
The Court sided 8-1 with Colorado Christian counselor Kaley Chiles, who argued the state’s law violated her First Amendment rights. Justice Gorsuch wrote the ruling. Two liberal justices — Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor — joined the majority. Only Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented.
Here’s what the headlines are burying: Colorado’s law wasn’t just about banning shock therapy for gay teenagers. It required all licensed counselors to practice gender-affirming care and banned exploratory counseling for minors questioning their gender identity. A child or parent who wanted to explore gender questioning without transitioning? Prohibited. A counselor who wanted to help a minor align with their biological sex? Also prohibited.
Kagan said it plainly in her concurrence: a state “cannot suppress one side of a debate while aiding the other.” That’s not a conservative talking point; that’s a liberal justice’s words. Traditional conversion therapy remains discredited. What changed is whether the government can mandate what a therapist is allowed to say. That’s a narrower, more interesting question than “the Court loves anti-gay therapy,” which is where most coverage stopped.
The Kirk Bullet Story: What “Unable to Identify” Actually Means
Tyler Robinson’s defense team filed a motion revealing that the ATF “was unable to identify the bullet recovered at autopsy to the rifle allegedly tied to Mr. Robinson.” Candace Owens treated this as confirmation of innocence. Posts declared a “second shooter.”
Here’s what the grifter class won’t tell you: “unable to identify” is not the same as “does not match.”
When a soft-point .30-06 round hits bone, it fragments. The forensic pathologist pulls out pieces of metal, not an intact bullet. Without intact striations from the barrel’s rifling, examiners cannot compare it to any rifle, not Robinson’s, not anyone else’s. It’s formally classified as “unsuitable for comparison,” which is an evidence category, not an exoneration.
I had fun triggering people on IG with this one👇
Prosecutors fired back by Tuesday. A retired FBI supervisor told Fox News: “Unable to identify is not the same as ruled out.” The FBI has a second comparative analysis in progress. Meanwhile: Robinson texted his roommate that the rifle was “the only thing he left behind.” His father recognized the heirloom gun from police photos. Robinson allegedly confessed before turning himself in. None of that disappears because a damaged fragment couldn’t be matched.
The defense is doing its job. Treating normal legal process as a conspiracy is not.
Quick Rundown
Judge blocks the ballroom. U.S. District Judge Richard Leon temporarily blocked construction of Trump’s proposed White House ballroom — a planned $400M replacement for the East Wing — ruling the administration lacks authority to fund the project and that it violates federal historic preservation law. The administration plans to appeal.
Anthropic leaks its own source code. A version of Claude Code (v2.1.88) was accidentally published to npm with a source map exposing 500,000+ lines of proprietary code. Security researcher Chaofan Shou posted about it on X, which garnered 26 million views. Anthropic confirmed that no customer data was exposed and pulled the package.
Tiger Woods checks in for treatment. Woods announced he is stepping away from golf to seek treatment following a DUI arrest on March 27, after a rollover crash near his Jupiter Island home. He’ll miss the 2026 Masters. He pled not guilty and said he’s committed to “lasting recovery.”
American journalist kidnapped in Baghdad. Freelance reporter Shelly Kittleson, who has covered Iraq for Al-Monitor and Foreign Policy, was abducted near her hotel by four unidentified men in civilian clothes. State Department is engaged; Iranian-backed militia involvement is suspected.
Artemis II launches today. The first human flight beyond low-Earth orbit since 1972 is scheduled for liftoff on Wednesday evening. Four astronauts aboard the Orion spacecraft “Integrity” will complete a 685,000-mile lunar flyby. Victor Glover will be the first person of color to fly to the moon.
Colorado responding to SCOTUS ruling. Colorado legislators are already exploring civil lawsuit pathways to address conversion therapy harms after the ruling. The case is expected to invalidate similar bans in roughly two dozen states.
Let’s Talk About It
So, a sitting president is sitting in the SCOTUS gallery today while his own case is argued. Is that a show of confidence, or something else? Where does “I take this seriously” end and something more uncomfortable begin?
Artemis II is heading for the moon tonight, the first humans to go that far since 1972. Quick poll: Do you actually believe we landed in 1969, or are you privately a little bit of a moon truther? No judgment. This is a safe space. 😉
Drop your takes in the comments. See you Friday.
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My take is that we did actually land on the moon, but the "footage" of the event is fake. I need to think more about Trump @ the Court today... it feels genuine but he's definitely not above intimidation tactics.